Since 20123 I have been performing stand-up and hosting comedy shows under the guise of Ruskin Denmark (long story; very funny; don’t ask). This has taken me around the world. For almost as long, I have also run my own nights as compere and promoter. This means that not only am I Certified Funny™ but that I also know some of the funniest f*ckers around. Sometimes I do podcasts with them (look up Not Fit For Human Consumption). If you want to know more, click the button below

I have written on and off ever since I became a tortured youth. Thankfully most of my five thousand or so poems I penned never made it to publish (although some did), but that didn’t stop me. To date, I have written: three plays, three short films, a feature, a sitcom, and those are only the finished or produced projects. Not all of them are publicly available for one reason or another, but check out one of my favourites below:

Actor Robert Neumark Jones plays Gontran in Georges Feydeau's 'Bang Bang', adapted by John Cleese for Mercury Theatre Colchester.

In a business where landing a role as Zombie Corpse #3 (expenses only, darling) is considered a big break, when one gets the chance to work with a supremely talented cast, a genius director and a world-class comedian….